Zayn Malik for HighSnobiety

Zayn Malik posted a pic of him from a shoot for High Snobiety. I can't stand the name of that blog, but they apparently write about sneakers, fashion, and street culture. His feature comes out September 27. 

Zayn's art book (which they tried real hard to "sell" as a tell-all, but is just going to be a "photographic journey" about his life AFTER One Direction) is dropping on November 1st

Celeb Street Style: Rihanna, Cara Delavingne, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Cara Delavingne a black jacket and checked pants (and her trademark smirk).

These celebs were spotted looking kinda casual! Rihanna wore a t-shirt and black leggings, dressing up her outfit with high-heeled booties and sunglasses. 

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston were spotted wearing basic black. Justin chose a hoodie, jeans, and boots while Jennifer wore a black tank, black pants, and heels. For a celebrity street style roundup, that was surprisingly dull! 

Zachary Quinto Playing Banjo Makes Me Want a Bloody Mary

in pursuit of peace and healing. you are my 🌞 in the 🌞 on the 🌾 nowhere better than this place... jakonshama.

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So, back when I was a married with my ex, we'd listen to Bluegrass Sundays on the radio while we read the paper and drank Bloody Marys, and honestly, that was probably the best part of our whole damn marriage. Those times are long gone, but I still have a fondness for the banjo (as well as Bloody Marys), so Zach is taking me back in time! I honestly wanted to learn to play banjo but I completely fail at stringed instruments and got a drum set instead. Good times. Zach had been ill with the flu so hopefully he's on the mend. As a complete outsider, Zach seems so deep. Like there's a lot going on in that head. You Are My Sunshine becomes this whole existential experience if you watch him while he plays. 

Music to soothe the savage beast? Doki was listening to Zach play and she got all relaxed! Shiba inu-approved!

Doki listening to @zacharyquinto play banjo. I think it relaxed her! #shibainu #zacharyquinto #banjo

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Harry Styles Posts 3 Blank Instagram Pics, Gets More Likes & Comments Than You Ever Will

It's funny - if you read articles on making your Instagram popular or whatever, they've got all sorts of tips. Post, but not too much. Have an aesthetic. Tag your shit, but don't over tag. Post at the popular times. Blah, blah, blah. Then, dis bitch comes along and posts three white/blank Instagram pics in a row and gets hundreds of thousands of likes and comments on all three!

What does it all mean? Well, if you travel into the deepest "conspiracy theorist" area of fandom (said in a good way, not bad), some people think his previous Instagram was a bit of a protest zone with the only recent color posts being rainbows and a thank you to fans. Others used to think he was using his Instagram as warnings - posting things that were red, yellow, or green (but posted in black and white) as a sort of indicator for what was to come. 

Is he drawing a line in the sand between the old and the new? Did he somehow buttdial 3 blank posts? Is he proving that when it comes to good Instagram posts, the rules don't apply if you are one Harry Styles? We shall see.

2016 iHeartRadio Music Festival: Billy Idol, Miley Cyrus, Brendon Urie, and Bachelor Alums

Billy Idol looks less punk rock and more "dude who used too much self-tanner" while Miley Cyrus did her best Billy Idol impression.

Brendon Urie looked adorbs.

There were also a shitload of Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor in Paradise alums. Luke Pell, Haley Ferguson, Chase Mcnary, Emily Ferguson, Ashley Iaconetti, Chris Soules, Wells Adam, Jordan Rodgers, JoJo Fletcher, Ben Higgins, and Lauren Bushnell all hit the red carpet. 

I think there were more Bachelor alums than performers!

Tyra Banks and Ashley Graham at Cosmo's Fun Fearless Money 2016

Tyra Banks and Ashley Graham attend the Fun Fearless Money event. Cosmopolitan partnered with SoFi, a modern finance company to talk about a new approach to lending and wealth management. This sounds a bit like a late night infomercial, but with models to distract you! Tyra brought out the super-smize.

Raja's Tyra Banks kills me.

Teen Vogue's Annual Young Hollywood Issue Celebration: Dylan Sprayberry, Sarah Hyland, Rebecca Black, Troye Sivan

Teen Vogue Celebrated its 14th Annual Young Hollywood Issue and tons of young Hollywood celebs were on hand. Dylan Sprayberry went with a mix of business and casual in a plain white tee and suit jacket topped off with a knit beanie. 

Sarah Hyland showed off a leg a la Angelina Jolie in a navy dress with plunging neckline.

Troye Sivan kept it casual in a grey shirt and plaid button-down. 

Rebecca Black wore a red jumpsuit. This isn't the best look for her. Plus, these things are impossible to pee in! 

Royals Visit Canada. I Lament My Lack of Put-Togetherness

The kids are so grown! Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge were spotted at the Victoria Airport in Victoria, Canada. They're visiting Canada as part of an eight day visit to the country. 

Kate always looks so perfect. This is why I could never be a royal. I'd be stepping off that plane in sweats and my Adidas. 

Photog Terry Richardson out with Twins Rex and Roman

This is like baby day LOL. Photographer Terry Richardson was spotted out with his twins Rex and Roman and baby mama Alexandra Bolotow. I was sort of surprised when Terry announced he was going to be a dad. He didn't strike me as the fatherly type, but he seems into it now. 

I Got My Nose Pierced and It Didn't Even Hurt!

I have been wanting to get my nose pierced for a while, but I've been sort of chicken about it, which is weird considering the number of tattoos I have! I don't find tattoos painful at all, but for some reason, getting my nose pierced had me worried. I watched videos online of people getting their nose pierced, I read recaps of people's piercing stories...I did my research. I waffled back and forth on whether I should go alone or wait until my girlfriend was in town next week, but eventually decided to just do it today and get it over with. Sometimes, I stress less if I don't have an audience. 

I showed up, filled out the forms, and was into the piercing room in about 5 minutes. I went to the same place I get my tattoos at so I'm pretty comfortable there. They are clean, have nice bathrooms, and I like the people. I talked with the guy for a few minutes, got the placement and jewelry all set, and then it was go time! I took a breath in and on the exhale he pierced it. I literally did not feel a thing. No pain, no watering eyes, nothing. Piercing my ears hurt more than this. Getting blood drawn hurt worse than this. This literally did not hurt! My eyes didn't even tear up. So, that was kind of weird, but awesome! 

I didn't feel dizzy or even have pain afterwards. I got it done about an hour ago and I still feel nothing! I can't even feel the piercing in there! I can't guarantee you'll have the same experience I did, but I got worked up over nothing because it was painless and easy! I have my H20cean Piercing Spray to take care of it. I love the H2Ocean products and used them when I got my tattoos. 

I'm just super stoked about my piercing! I have hated my nose my entire life to the point of almost getting a nose job. It's very long and pointy and no one in my family even has this nose. I'm like the nose unicorn of the family! But now I have a reason to love my nose! As an added bonus, in Ayurveda, they say a left nostril piercing is associated with the female reproductive organs and can help with menstrual pain, childbirth, and endometriosis (something I actually have)! 

All in all, a great experience!

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo Welcome Baby Daughter

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo welcomed Dusty Rose Levine on 9/21 and shared a snap of her on Instagram. She's the first child for the couple. Pal and co-worker Gwen Stefani said:

“That’s the greatest smell in the world, that new baby smell. To me, that’s the greatest being in the hospital afterwards. So, they’re doing that right now and I’m so happy for them.”

That new baby smell...

That new baby smell...

Shady Celebs: Louis Tomlinson, Jack Falahee, Bella and Gigi Hadid, & Rihanna

Check out this crop of shady celebs who got their glasses game going! First up, is Louis Tomlinson in some wood Ray-Bans. If you want to get your hands on Louis' sunglasses, grab these Ray-Ban Wood Clubmaster sunglasses for $290! Beavis voice: "hehe, you said woodmaster hehe."

Jack Falahee loved his Paul Smith sunnies that he wore on How To Get Away with Murder, he posted a screencap of the show with him wearing them (looking pretty badass I might add)! 

Dig these @paulsmithdesign shades from last nights ep of @howtogetawaywithmurder ... Nice pick @lynpaolo

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Next up is sisters Bella and Gigi Hadid. Bella's got on a large black pair while Gigi went for the cat eye sunglasses.

@versace_official babies ⭐️

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Rihanna also went retro in a sunglass style that matched her updo and bright red lips!

We heard you gorgeous with them red lips...💋🎶(📷: BlayzenPhotos / AKM-GSI)

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Marky Mark Raps About Spanking His Daughter Black and Blue

I grew up listening to Marky Mark and he was the jam back in the day, but now that we're both old farts, he's sort of a giant douchebag. Maybe he always was. He blinded a guy at 16 while trying to steal alcohol from him and then asked for a pardon two decades later because he's all religious now. He goes to church twice on Sundays (once alone, once with the family). Bro got convicted of assault after being charged with attempted murder among other things, and he served ONLY 45 days in prison. I'd say count your blessings and STFU.

Mark was on the Dan Patrick show and his 13-year old daughter Ella was along for the ride. She apparently had gotten her phone taken away for doing something wrong and was complaining about it. So, they turn the mic over to her and she tells Mark to rap. So, he come up with this little ditty:

I’m your 45-year-old father and I got to rap/ and if you keep misbehaving I’m a give your behind a slap/ It’s called a spanking/ Later on in life you’re gonna thank me/ ‘Cause all the advice that I’m giving you is good for you/ and if not, your butt and behind is gonna be black and blue.

Maybe for a dude who is so eager to wipe clean his record of assault, he should think twice about rapping about spanking his kid "black and blue". The segment seems a bit awkward and it's sad when your 13-year old daughter can tell you should have just kept your trap shut and is making hand signals. Yeesh.

Kristen Stewart's New Blond Hair: Yay or Nay?

Kristen Stewart debuted some new bleach blond locks at the Chanel dinner celebrating N°5 L'Eau. Her hair is also cut shorter. It's not her best look, but it's not bad either - a refreshing change is more like it! 

Also, spotted at the event was Lily-Rose Depp, daughter of Johnny Depp. I saw another gossip site all up in arms over Lily-Rose's outfit because she's 17, but I think it's not that bad, especially for a girl in the modeling world. 

Latest Brangelina Scoop: Brad Allegedly Lunged at Maddox

TMZ says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were arguing and Maddox stood up to "verbally defend" Angelina and Brad lunged at Maddox. Angelina got between them and Brad made contact with Maddox somehow. This was apparently the last straw for Angelina who isn't having any of that.

UsWeekly has a source saying:

"There was a parent-child argument which was not handled in the right way and escalated more than it should have. He is emphatic that it did not reach the level of physical abuse, that no one was physically harmed. He did not hit his child in the face in any way. He did not do that; he is emphatic about that. He put his hands on him, yes, because the confrontation was nose to nose and was spiraling out of control."

“They have taken the overall smallest kernel of truth – that a fight in which Brad was somewhat inebriated got out of hand and reached a regrettable peak, and that as a result DCFS is looking into it – and they are manipulating it to best suit their attempts to gain custody."

And the tabloids are speculating as to the what cause the plane fight (from Dlisted):

On Star Magazine: Brad And Angelina Have EXPLOSIVE Plane Fight About His Pregnant Mistress Marion Cotillard!

On Life & Style: Brad And Angelina Have EXPLOSIVE Plane Fight About Jen!

It's so crazy (although totally expected) that this whole thing is playing out in the tabloids. They have become the CNN and MSNBC of this whole divorce drama.

Lady in Red - Amal Clooney

Amal Clooney is like that one friend who always looks fabulous no matter what is going on. Your car could have broken down, in the rain, so you ended up knee deep in mud and have to hike 5 miles back to civilization, in heels....but girl STILL looks like a fashion model. This is Amal. She was in NYC for a UN summit about refugees. Her bright red bow dress looks amazing on her. Beauty and brains! 

Recap: Finding Prince Charming Ep. 3 - The "Looks Like Sam's a Spitter" Episode

The guys are all shocked that Jasen got kicked off. Chad has a good cry and feels "invalidated" but wants to start fresh. They play Luck of the Draw where they each pick a card that has one of the five senses on it. Sam and Justin are going on a date that deals with "touch". Four guys get the Taste card. Eric, Brandon, and Robby are shit out of luck. Dillon comes to wish Sam good luck on his date and Sam takes it all negative. So sensitive! Sam continues to annoy the fuck out of me.

Me whenever Sam opens his mouth

Me whenever Sam opens his mouth

They're doing acrobatic yoga for their date! Robert is excited that Justin is on the date because they had a connection on their other date and Robert also says he enjoys Sam. Justin totally has done acrobatic yoga, before but he's going to pretend like he hasn't so he looks good! That's the way to roll, Justin! Sam is freaking out. He sucks at this and drops Prince Charming. Good job, Sam. 

Justin aces it. Sam calls this "the date from hell". Robert pulls him aside for a chit chat. Why does Robert like Sam so much? Robert asks him about Dillon and Sam's all annoyed he has to talk about it. Justin gets his alone time and all of a sudden it gets awkward. Robert wanted to see if Justin would initiate a kiss....he didn't. Boo. Sam gets back from the date and is whining about how much Robert likes Justin and bitching about Dillon still.

Danique, Paul, Chad, and Dillon are going on the Taste date, which is at a vineyard for a wine tasting. Robert pulls Chad aside and asks him why he got all emotional at the elimination. Chad says he was out of his element but Robert wants to see him smile more. Paul tells Robert he got all jealous when he went off with Chad. Robert wants him to loosen up. Danique is all worried about a zit between his eyes LOL. But Robert likes how genuine he is. Dillon goes in for a kiss. Robert says he wants his kisses to be special (*violently tries not to remember videos I've seen online*). Robert's coming back to the house! Everyone goes to brush their teeth, except Sam who gets more wine. 

Robert wants to see what goes on night. He likes seeing Robby in his glasses. Cutie! Everyone is in the hot tub so Robert oh so subtly asks where Paul's room is so they can chat. Paul opens up about how he was engaged and his partner committed suicide and how hard that was. Robert goes in for a kiss and omg it's so awkward. Their kiss styles seems so different! But Robert seemed happy with it.

It was almost this bad...

It was almost this bad...

Dillon grabs Robert to chat and says he's not going to be THAT overly dramatic person and then proceeds to be just that. Dillon just fucked himself. Robert peaces out without even setting foot in the hot tub. Sam is flipping out because he thinks Dillion was tattletaling, which he was. Sam has such anger issues. He "flips his tits" according to Robby, who still looks adorable in glasses. Sam threatens to leave and then spits on Dillon! Yikes! Justin bursts into tears because he's a beautiful bleach blond kitten that is too good for all these angry emotions. 

Actual gif of Justin and Robert on a date

Actual gif of Justin and Robert on a date

Sam regrets spitting on Dillon and reveals he was bullied hard and was a cutter when he was younger. Unlike Chad, Sam sticks to his word and leaves. Thank fuck. Dillion's still worried that he's not safe tonight at the black tie affair because he was so messy at the party. Lance sits down for his awkward chat with Robert and reveals to Robert that Sam left. Awkward silence. Lance needs to get some pointers from the Bachelor host. I wish they would have told Robert about the spitting, but Lance just asks super obvious questions that are boring.

Me when Lance is talking to Robert

Me when Lance is talking to Robert

Paul is safe. I see jealous bitches in the crowd when Robert mentions he and Paul had a kiss in his bedroom. Justin is worried because he wasn't picked first! Eric is safe. Chad and Robby are safe. Justin is freaking and is sure he's going home. Justin finally gets called - whew! "By the grace of god and Oprah" he's safe. Robert says there was a miscommunication in the barn, that his feelings haven't changed, and that he should have taken a chance in the barn with Justin. Whew! Justin and I breathe a sigh of relief. 

Robert says he forgot Brandon was even here. Doh! He wants Brandon to do more. Brandon gave his sobriety necklace to Robert to hold. Methinks this is a ploy so Robert can't kick him off because Brandon just gave him something so special. It works - he's safe. Robert tells Dillon he left the party because of how he acted, but he's safe! And....Danique gets friend-zoned. Sad. Poor Danique - he has been single for 11 years or something because he's always the "friend". Best of luck to him, tho. He's so sweet. 

The preview for next week looks like we get some Jealous!Paul. Bring it! 

Juliette Lewis Killing it with Her Outfits Lately

Actress and musician Juliette Lewis has been working it out on the red carpet and at appearances lately. She looked super glam at the Friars Club Honors Martin Scorsese With Entertainment Icon Award event in a fit and flare black and sheer gown. And she wore another great outfit at the Build Speaker Series at AOL headquarters in NYC where she discussed her TV show 'Secrets And Lies'. I love the blue and black lace top! 

She sports a whole different look when performing with her band like below in Seattle. 

Of course, this is one look no one will forget!

Brooklyn Beckham All Grown and Working the Mini-Bun

Brooklyn Beckham is all grown up now! I swear every time I see him, he looks like he's aged 5 more years. He was at Pull&Bear's grand opening of their eco-friendly headquarters. 

Gotta work on that "body at rest" stance a bit. It's a bit to reminiscent of Mortal Kombat "ready" stance. 

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are Ridiculously Good Looking at Nat Geo's Years of Living Dangerously Premiere

Ian Somerhalder and wife Nikki Reed attended National Geographic's 'Years Of Living Dangerously' new season world premiere at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC and wow, can they look any better? I think not. Nikki's gold dress is so cute!

I can't believe in a little over a week I will be seeing Ian at a Vampire Diaries convention we're going to for my girlfriend's birthday! 

Also spotted at the event were America Ferrera, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady was also there, but not pictured above).