Photog Terry Richardson out with Twins Rex and Roman

This is like baby day LOL. Photographer Terry Richardson was spotted out with his twins Rex and Roman and baby mama Alexandra Bolotow. I was sort of surprised when Terry announced he was going to be a dad. He didn't strike me as the fatherly type, but he seems into now. 

I Got My Nose Pierced and It Didn't Even Hurt!

I have been wanting to get my nose pierced for a while, but I've been sort of chicken about it, which is weird considering the number of tattoos I have! I don't find tattoos painful at all, but for some reason, getting my nose pierced had me worried. I watched videos online of people getting their nose pierced, I read recaps of people's piercing stories...I did my research. I waffled back and forth on whether I should go alone or wait until my girlfriend was in town next week, but eventually decided to just do it today and get it over with. Sometimes, I stress less if I don't have an audience. 

I showed up, filled out the forms, and was into the piercing room in about 5 minutes. I went to the same place I get my tattoos at so I'm pretty comfortable there. They are clean, have nice bathrooms, and I like the people. I talked with the guy for a few minutes, got the placement and jewelry all set, and then it was go time! I took a breath in and on the exhale he pierced it. I literally did not feel a thing. No pain, no watering eyes, nothing. Piercing my ears hurt more than this. Getting blood drawn hurt worse than this. This literally did not hurt! My eyes didn't even tear up. So, that was kind of weird, but awesome! 

I didn't feel dizzy or even have pain afterwards. I got it done about an hour ago and I still feel nothing! I can't even feel the piercing in there! I can't guarantee you'll have the same experience I did, but I got worked up over nothing because it was painless and easy! I have my H20cean Piercing Spray to take care of it. I love the H2Ocean products and used them when I got my tattoos. 

I'm just super stoked about my piercing! I have hated my nose my entire life to the point of almost getting a nose job. It's very long and pointy and no one in my family even has this nose. I'm like the nose unicorn of the family! But now I have a reason to love my nose! As an added bonus, in Ayurveda, they say a left nostril piercing is associated with the female reproductive organs and can help with menstrual pain, childbirth, and endometriosis (something I actually have)! 

All in all, a great experience!

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo Welcome Baby Daughter

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo welcomed Dusty Rose Levine on 9/21 and shared a snap of her on Instagram. She's the first child for the couple. Pal and co-worker Gwen Stefani said:

“That’s the greatest smell in the world, that new baby smell. To me, that’s the greatest being in the hospital afterwards. So, they’re doing that right now and I’m so happy for them.”

That new baby smell...

That new baby smell...

Shady Celebs: Louis Tomlinson, Jack Falahee, Bella and Gigi Hadid, & Rihanna

Check out this crop of shady celebs who got their glasses game going! First up, is Louis Tomlinson in some wood Ray-Bans. If you want to get your hands on Louis' sunglasses, grab these Ray-Ban Wood Clubmaster sunglasses for $290! 

Jack Falahee loved his Paul Smith sunnies that he wore on How To Get Away with Murder, he posted a screencap of the show with him wearing them (looking pretty badass I might add)! 

Dig these @paulsmithdesign shades from last nights ep of @howtogetawaywithmurder ... Nice pick @lynpaolo

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Next up is sisters Bella and Gigi Hadid. Bella's got on a large black pair while Gigi went for the cat eye sunglasses.

@versace_official babies ⭐️

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Rihanna also went retro in a sunglass style that matched her updo and bright red lips!

We heard you gorgeous with them red lips...💋🎶(📷: BlayzenPhotos / AKM-GSI)

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Marky Mark Raps About Spanking His Daughter Black and Blue

I grew up listening to Marky Mark and he was the jam back in the day, but now that we're both old farts, he's sort of a giant douchebag. Maybe he always was. He blinded a guy at 16 while trying to steal alcohol from him and then asked for a pardon two decades later because he's all religious now. He goes to church twice on Sundays (once alone, once with the family). Bro got convicted of assault after being charged with attempted murder among other things, and he served ONLY 45 days in prison. I'd say count your blessings and STFU.

Mark was on the Dan Patrick show and his 13-year old daughter Ella was along for the ride. She apparently had gotten her phone taken away for doing something wrong and was complaining about it. So, they turn the mic over to her and she tells Mark to rap. So, he come up with this little ditty:

I’m your 45-year-old father and I got to rap/ and if you keep misbehaving I’m a give your behind a slap/ It’s called a spanking/ Later on in life you’re gonna thank me/ ‘Cause all the advice that I’m giving you is good for you/ and if not, your butt and behind is gonna be black and blue.

Maybe for a dude who is so eager to wipe clean his record of assault, he should think twice about rapping about spanking his kid "black and blue". The segment seems a bit awkward and it's sad when your 13-year old daughter can tell you should have just kept your trap shut and is making hand signals. Yeesh.

Kristen Stewart's New Blond Hair: Yay or Nay?

Kristen Stewart debuted some new bleach blond locks at the Chanel dinner celebrating N°5 L'Eau. Her hair is also cut shorter. It's not her best look, but it's not bad either - a refreshing change is more like it! 

Also, spotted at the event was Lily-Rose Depp, daughter of Johnny Depp. I saw another gossip site all up in arms over Lily-Rose's outfit because she's 17, but I think it's not that bad, especially for a girl in the modeling world. 

Latest Brangelina Scoop: Brad Allegedly Lunged at Maddox

TMZ says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were arguing and Maddox stood up to "verbally defend" Angelina and Brad lunged at Maddox. Angelina got between them and Brad made contact with Maddox somehow. This was apparently the last straw for Angelina who isn't having any of that.

UsWeekly has a source saying:

"There was a parent-child argument which was not handled in the right way and escalated more than it should have. He is emphatic that it did not reach the level of physical abuse, that no one was physically harmed. He did not hit his child in the face in any way. He did not do that; he is emphatic about that. He put his hands on him, yes, because the confrontation was nose to nose and was spiraling out of control."

“They have taken the overall smallest kernel of truth – that a fight in which Brad was somewhat inebriated got out of hand and reached a regrettable peak, and that as a result DCFS is looking into it – and they are manipulating it to best suit their attempts to gain custody."

And the tabloids are speculating as to the what cause the plane fight (from Dlisted):

On Star Magazine: Brad And Angelina Have EXPLOSIVE Plane Fight About His Pregnant Mistress Marion Cotillard!

On Life & Style: Brad And Angelina Have EXPLOSIVE Plane Fight About Jen!

It's so crazy (although totally expected) that this whole thing is playing out in the tabloids. They have become the CNN and MSNBC of this whole divorce drama.

Lady in Red - Amal Clooney

Amal Clooney is like that one friend who always looks fabulous no matter what is going on. Your car could have broken down, in the rain, so you ended up knee deep in mud and have to hike 5 miles back to civilization, in heels....but girl STILL looks like a fashion model. This is Amal. She was in NYC for a UN summit about refugees. Her bright red bow dress looks amazing on her. Beauty and brains! 

Recap: Finding Prince Charming Ep. 3 - The "Looks Like Sam's a Spitter" Episode

The guys are all shocked that Jasen got kicked off. Chad has a good cry and feels "invalidated" but wants to start fresh. They play Luck of the Draw where they each pick a card that has one of the five senses on it. Sam and Justin are going on a date that deals with "touch". Four guys get the Taste card. Eric, Brandon, and Robby are shit out of luck. Dillon comes to wish Sam good luck on his date and Sam takes it all negative. So sensitive! Sam continues to annoy the fuck out of me.

Me whenever Sam opens his mouth

Me whenever Sam opens his mouth

They're doing acrobatic yoga for their date! Robert is excited that Justin is on the date because they had a connection on their other date and Robert also says he enjoys Sam. Justin totally has done acrobatic yoga, before but he's going to pretend like he hasn't so he looks good! That's the way to roll, Justin! Sam is freaking out. He sucks at this and drops Prince Charming. Good job, Sam. 

Justin aces it. Sam calls this "the date from hell". Robert pulls him aside for a chit chat. Why does Robert like Sam so much? Robert asks him about Dillon and Sam's all annoyed he has to talk about it. Justin gets his alone time and all of a sudden it gets awkward. Robert wanted to see if Justin would initiate a kiss....he didn't. Boo. Sam gets back from the date and is whining about how much Robert likes Justin and bitching about Dillon still.

Danique, Paul, Chad, and Dillon are going on the Taste date, which is at a vineyard for a wine tasting. Robert pulls Chad aside and asks him why he got all emotional at the elimination. Chad says he was out of his element but Robert wants to see him smile more. Paul tells Robert he got all jealous when he went off with Chad. Robert wants him to loosen up. Danique is all worried about a zit between his eyes LOL. But Robert likes how genuine he is. Dillon goes in for a kiss. Robert says he wants his kisses to be special (*violently tries not to remember videos I've seen online*). Robert's coming back to the house! Everyone goes to brush their teeth, except Sam who gets more wine. 

Robert wants to see what goes on night. He likes seeing Robby in his glasses. Cutie! Everyone is in the hot tub so Robert oh so subtly asks where Paul's room is so they can chat. Paul opens up about how he was engaged and his partner committed suicide and how hard that was. Robert goes in for a kiss and omg it's so awkward. Their kiss styles seems so different! But Robert seemed happy with it.

It was almost this bad...

It was almost this bad...

Dillon grabs Robert to chat and says he's not going to be THAT overly dramatic person and then proceeds to be just that. Dillon just fucked himself. Robert peaces out without even setting foot in the hot tub. Sam is flipping out because he thinks Dillion was tattletaling, which he was. Sam has such anger issues. He "flips his tits" according to Robby, who still looks adorable in glasses. Sam threatens to leave and then spits on Dillon! Yikes! Justin bursts into tears because he's a beautiful bleach blond kitten that is too good for all these angry emotions. 

Actual gif of Justin and Robert on a date

Actual gif of Justin and Robert on a date

Sam regrets spitting on Dillon and reveals he was bullied hard and was a cutter when he was younger. Unlike Chad, Sam sticks to his word and leaves. Thank fuck. Dillion's still worried that he's not safe tonight at the black tie affair because he was so messy at the party. Lance sits down for his awkward chat with Robert and reveals to Robert that Sam left. Awkward silence. Lance needs to get some pointers from the Bachelor host. I wish they would have told Robert about the spitting, but Lance just asks super obvious questions that are boring.

Me when Lance is talking to Robert

Me when Lance is talking to Robert

Paul is safe. I see jealous bitches in the crowd when Robert mentions he and Paul had a kiss in his bedroom. Justin is worried because he wasn't picked first! Eric is safe. Chad and Robby are safe. Justin is freaking and is sure he's going home. Justin finally gets called - whew! "By the grace of god and Oprah" he's safe. Robert says there was a miscommunication in the barn, that his feelings haven't changed, and that he should have taken a chance in the barn with Justin. Whew! Justin and I breathe a sigh of relief. 

Robert says he forgot Brandon was even here. Doh! He wants Brandon to do more. Brandon gave his sobriety necklace to Robert to hold. Methinks this is a ploy so Robert can't kick him off because Brandon just gave him something so special. It works - he's safe. Robert tells Dillon he left the party because of how he acted, but he's safe! And....Danique gets friend-zoned. Sad. Poor Danique - he has been single for 11 years or something because he's always the "friend". Best of luck to him, tho. He's so sweet. 

The preview for next week looks like we get some Jealous!Paul. Bring it! 

Juliette Lewis Killing it with Her Outfits Lately

Actress and musician Juliette Lewis has been working it out on the red carpet and at appearances lately. She looked super glam at the Friars Club Honors Martin Scorsese With Entertainment Icon Award event in a fit and flare black and sheer gown. And she wore another great outfit at the Build Speaker Series at AOL headquarters in NYC where she discussed her TV show 'Secrets And Lies'. I love the blue and black lace top! 

She sports a whole different look when performing with her band like below in Seattle. 

Of course, this is one look no one will forget!

Brooklyn Beckham All Grown and Working the Mini-Bun

Brooklyn Beckham is all grown up now! I swear every time I see him, he looks like he's aged 5 more years. He was at Pull&Bear's grand opening of their eco-friendly headquarters. 

Gotta work on that "body at rest" stance a bit. It's a bit to reminiscent of Mortal Kombat "ready" stance. 

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are Ridiculously Good Looking at Nat Geo's Years of Living Dangerously Premiere

Ian Somerhalder and wife Nikki Reed attended National Geographic's 'Years Of Living Dangerously' new season world premiere at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC and wow, can they look any better? I think not. Nikki's gold dress is so cute!

I can't believe in a little over a week I will be seeing Ian at a Vampire Diaries convention we're going to for my girlfriend's birthday! 

Also spotted at the event were America Ferrera, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady was also there, but not pictured above). 

Ballerinas Mad at Kendall Jenner for "Ballerina Appropriation"

A bunch of ballerinas are all upset that Kendall Jenner posed for Vogue Espana as a ballerina in a ballet-themed photo spread. From NYMAG - here's some of the angry folk:

“The video is, apparently, a sort of little-girl fantasy on ballerina-ness, which, O.K. But to our eyes, the whole thing reads as pretty disrespectful to the artists who devote their lives to this demanding craft.”

“Kendall Jenner & that vogue ballet video is so horrible. Lol it’s actually offensive to people who trained in dance all their life.”

Good lord, will it ever end? Will people ever stop finding things to be mad about? Are these folks going to yell at all the little girls who slapped on a tutu and plomped their way around a living room because they haven't "devoted their lives to this demanding craft"? Are we going to need a ballerina license to wear ballet flats?

If Kendall Jenner wants to pretend to be a technical writer (my day job) and wear polos and jeans with comfortable shoes or a blogger (my night job) and wear sweats and a shirt with nacho stains down the front, she's more than welcome. 

And Harry Styles better watch the fuck out. The ballerinas are gonna come for you!

Gigi Hadid Gets Manhandled in Milan

Gigi Hadid was leaving the Max Mara fashion show in Milan with her sister Bella Hadid when "prankster" Vitalii Sediuk grabbed her from behind and lifted her up in the air. Gigi rightly elbows the guy while Bella steps in to assist. The bodyguards don't do shit, although they were apparently hired just for the Milan shows so they thought it was a friend of hers, which is why they didn't step in. They apparently won't be fired. BUT STILL.

It wasn't that long ago that Christina Grimmie was killed by a "fan" after one of her shows. While these bodyguards weren't the A-team, your whole job as bodyguard is to make sure stuff like this doesn't happen. And if you mistakenly prevent someone you thought was a "friend" from manhandling your client, I'm sure your client will understand. If Vitalii had been armed, this could have ended so tragically. 

Vitalii is known for this shit and it's not cool. He's gotten onto red carpets, kissed Will Smithattacked Brad and Angelina, got all up on Leo Dicaprio and rushed the stage during the 2013 Grammys. Give it a rest and punish this guy for once. No celeb or person should have to worry about fighting their way out of a hold by a stranger. 

Link to the video is below:

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_ksv4r0t1

Gigi thanked her boxing coach on twitter:

Can we talk about this Moschino dress tho? It's like the couture version of that t-shirt you buy at the beach that looks like you're wearing a bikini. I think it was meant to be a paper doll type theme, but I just see cheese.

Brad Pitt Under Investigation for Child Abuse? Yikes.

TMZ says Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse the LAPD and L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services. The allegations are that he got verbally abusive and physical with the kids and that's why Angelina filed for the divorce. TMZ sources says the family was on a private jet last Wednesday when Brad allegedly got wasted and allegedly screamed and got physical with the kids.and even continued on the tarmac, trying to leave in one of the fuel trucks. What on earth?!?!

TMZ says someone on the plane or the tarmac anonymously reported the incident to the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services (must have been pretty bad for someone to make that call). TMZ also says Brad and Angelina have been interviewed already and DCFS will talk to the kids as well. 

This whole hot mess is apparently why Angelina filed for divorce, according to TMZ, but a source close to Brad says he wouldn't do what is alleged:

"He takes the matter very seriously and says he did not commit any abuse of his children," adding, "It's unfortunate that people involved are continuing to present him in the worst possible light."

I'm running out of Yikes gifs to deal with this story! 

Marion Cotillard Isn't Stressed by Rumors She Did the Sex with Brad Pitt & Oh, Yeah, She's Pregnant

Marion Cotillard addressed the rumors that she and Brad Pitt were knocking boots by posting a rambling Instagram post with a "graphics is my passion" type picture. She basically says she's pregnant (which, yikes, bad timing to announce that), but that the father is her man of 9 years, Guillaume Canet and he's the only one for her. She's goes on to say the sitch isn't "distressing" and wishes the "haters" a swift recovery. I did a double take because it was like Taylor Swift jacked her Instagram for a second. So, basically Marion gave a sassy "nope" to the whole thing.

This is going to be my first and only reaction to the whirlwind news that broke 24 hours ago and that I was swept up into. I am not used to commenting on things like this nor taking them seriously but as this situation is spiraling and affecting people I love, I have to speak up. Firstly, many years ago, I met the man of my life, father of our son and of the baby we are expecting. He is my love, my best friend, the only one that I need. Secondly to those who have indicated that I am devastated, I am very well thank you. This crafted conversation isn't distressing. And to all the media and the haters who are quick to pass judgment, I sincerely wish you a swift recovery. Finally, I do very much wish that Angelina and Brad, both whom I deeply respect, will find peace in this very tumultuous moment. With all my love Marion

Harry Styles is updating his celebrity baby blog as we speak...

Recap: American Horror Story: Roanoke Ep. 2 - Oh Snap, We Bought a Haunted Assisted Living Facility

That awkward moment when you realize you've sunk your life savings into a haunted ass old people's home and you probably gonna die. 

That awkward moment when you realize you've sunk your life savings into a haunted ass old people's home and you probably gonna die. 

This episode is basically a cautionary tale about real estate transactions and custody agreements. But, with way more bloody pig tails. Like way more. When I signed my mortgage paperwork, all I got was a Diet Coke and a free pen. 

Shelby witnesses a human sacrifice in the woods but writes it off as the hillbillies trying to scare her and Matt off. Matt's sister, Lee, brings her daughter to the house and the daughter, Flora, starts talking to Priscilla, an imaginary invisible friend (as kids in scary shows often do). 

Shelby hears a pig noise and goes outside. Like hell naw. You hear a squealing pig in the middle of the night you lock the doors and put cotton in yo' ears!

Matt goes with her and they get sort of lost in the woods because woods have a way of doing that. They find a big ass Blair Witch burning thing in the woods. They complain to the cops who agree to leave a patrol car at the house.

The phone rings in the middle of the night and Matt's gotta go all the way downstairs to get it. Why they only got one damn phone in the house?

Matt answers the phone but the cord is disconnected, so that's not good. Then, Matt sees two mean nurses shoot an old lady named Margaret in a hospital bed in the house. They spray a big M on the wall in red. Matt's all mad that the PoPo outside was useless and let all these crazy ass bitches into the house. But there's nothing there when the cop comes inside to check it out. The couple is getting a rep for crying wolf. When Flora's dad comes to pick her up, they find her hiding in a closet talking to Priscilla and she tells them she was going to give Priscilla her doll so that "they" won't kill the family, which they're supposedly going to do and save Flora for last. Flora's dad is like naw bitch and takes Flora and goes. Lee falls off the wagon (like who wouldn't with all this mess going on!). 

Well, shit. Now there's an old timey lady outside staring at them. They go out to check it out because that never goes wrong and find a cellar in the yard. Meanwhile, Lee gets a visit from the nurses while drunk. Oh what the fuck was that! It looked like bloody pig tails pinned to the wall wagging! And then she sees that pig person. This is why you don't drink, kids.

So of course Matt and Shelby go into the cellar and it looks like someone's been living there. There's a freaking video camera so they take the tape and watch it. This looks like a former owner got all freaked out so he had taken to living in the cellar. He was a professor there to do research on a true crime book about 2 nurses who were sisters and worked in an assisted living facility and were suspected of killing patients. The sisters moved into a house that was haunted and opened an assisted living facility with patients whose families didn't want anymore so they could just kill them off - certainly saves money on Depends.

They chose people based on the first letter of their name and killed them so they could spell out the word MURDER. In 1989, the police came to check on the facility but the nurses had disappeared and left the unfinished word MURDE. People fixed up the house but the word MURDE kept reappearing. Matt peels off the tacky wallpaper and finds the word on the wall. Well, shit. They are living in the haunted assisted living facility. The professor thinks something even more evil stopped the sisters from completing their word. Anyone with an R first name better watch the fuck out. They're watching the video (didn't they learn anything from The Ring - don't watch videos you find randomly in scary places) when a butcher knife ends up in a door. 

Shelby and Matt want out of the house, but they can't do anything because they bought it as-is. They got totally swindled and are trapped in that haunted house. Buyer's remorse big time. Lee brings Flora back - she just kidnapped her! Fuck the custody agreement! Matt is like, well, my sister just committed a felony, but hey, what can you do! He's really useless sometimes. Mason, Flora's dad, is pissed, but they convince him to not get the police involved. Now Flora sees somebody out in the yard and of course they can't find her when they go looking for her. They go searching the woods. Eww, those pig tails are back. Not cute. They do find Flora's jacket a billion miles up in a tree. But no Flora. Mason is NOT going to be happy about this. 

Sigourney Weaver Keeps it Casual during 64th San Sebastian Film Festival

Sigourney Weaver was spotted at the Maria Cristina Hotel during 64th San Sebastian Film Festival in Spain. She went for the comfy look in a blouse knotted at the waist, satiny track-style pants, and red tennis shoes. She also carried a cute elephant print tote. It's sort of refreshing seeing celebs dressed down. It makes me feel less bad for sitting around the house in my Old Navy sweat pants! 

Is Niall Horan "That Guy" In the TSA Security Line

I love me some Niall Horan, but OMG, can he move any slower getting his shit in the security tubs? He is like that elderly mid-western couple where the lady is slowly unpacking her purse that is the size of Alaska and the man keeps forgetting he's got change in his pocket and a big ass watch to take off. And they're both wearing lace up shoes so they have to slowly unlace them and take them off and meanwhile, your flight has already left and landed at your destination. I don't know about you guys, but I always feel the pressure to not be the one to slow down the line so I've got my shit already to go so I just need to plop it in the tub and be done with it! 

Waiting in line behind the slow guy like...

Waiting in line behind the slow guy like...

The good news is the TSA line seemed short and I don't see an angry mob forming behind him so it looks like Niall wasn't "that guy" after all. 

Set Your Alarms: Kylie's Kyliner in Chameleon and Bronze Goes On-Sale Friday

I always forget when this stuff goes on-sale, even when people send me reminders earlier in the day. In case you need all things Kylie or just want to get your hands on the latest Kyliner shades, Friday at 1pm Pacific (that's 4pm Eastern) is when it all goes down. 

I wasn't sure I needed these, but after seeing the swatches, I really want Chameleon!